Googler!

I guess Larry Page just couldnt resist it!

He wanted me so badly that he organized a competition for me so I can step in...
Well what can I say, alrite larry... i'll give it a try, but you know what?
Im not too sure you have done your best... Even with so many efforts what if you still coulndt win me?

You know its a little difficult to get hold of me... If somehow I slip through the net, you might want to consider re-engineering your fishing net :P

Because, else you'll be missing a lot...